[[universe:vmE7j9NOECdpkckInaWvo|Discworld's]] pesky alchemists are up to their old tricks again. This time, they've discovered how to get gold from silver - the silver screen that is. Hearing the siren call of Holy Wood is one Victor Tugelbend, a would-be wizard turned extra. He can't sing, he can't dance, but he can handle a sword (sort of), and now he wants to be a star. So does Theda Withel, an ambitious ingenue from a little town (where else?) you've probably never heard of.But the click click of moving pictures isn't just stirring up dreams inside [[universe:vmE7j9NOECdpkckInaWvo|Discworld]]. Holy Wood's magic is drifting out into the boundaries of the universes, where raw realities, the could-have-beens, the might-bes, the never-weres, the wild ideas are beginning to ferment into a really stinky brew. It's up to Victor and Gaspode the Wonder Dog (a star if ever one was born!) to rein in the chaos and bring order back to a starstruck [[universe:vmE7j9NOECdpkckInaWvo|Discworld]]. And they're definitely not ready for their close-up!