A six-foot-tall dwarf raised by dwarfs in the mines of Copperhead who joined the Ankh-Morpork City Watch after his adoptive parents decided the city needed him more than they did. Carrot is almost certainly the rightful king of Ankh-Morpork, though he has never claimed the throne. He is genuinely good — not naive, not simple, but good in a way that makes people around him want to be better. He carries a plain iron sword that is nonetheless extraordinarily effective, has memorised the entire city laws, and is enormous, charming, and almost impossible to corrupt, which makes him either the best or most dangerous person in the Watch depending on your point of view.