Ankh-Morpork's most persistent street vendor, who sells sausages-in-a-bun that are technically meat products in the same way that a brick is technically a mineral. Dibbler has an extraordinary inability to make a profit despite an equally extraordinary drive to do so. He appears in almost every corner of Discworld commerce, always at the margins, always selling something, always with an expression that suggests he is offering a remarkable deal and that you should perhaps not ask too many questions about.