The thirty-seventh and last Lord d'Eath, an impoverished young aristocrat and graduate of the Assassins' Guild. Obsessed with restoring the monarchy to Ankh-Morpork, he discovers evidence that Corporal Carrot is the heir to the throne and steals the gonne from the Assassins' Guild museum to further his plans. He is unstable and increasingly consumed by his obsession, suffering from misplaced pauses in his speech when excited. He kills Beano the clown to use his identity as cover, but is himself murdered by Dr Cruces.