Also called Pictsies and, among themselves, the Wee Free Men. Small, red-haired, blue-skinned men who always smell like slightly drunk potatoes. They believe they are already dead and living in a kind of Valhalla, reasoning that an amazing world like this could not be open to just anybody. They were reportedly thrown out of Fairyland by the Queen of the Fairies for objecting to her tyrannical rule - or possibly just for being drunk.